The parochial house roof is in dire need of repair as it is leaking onto Father Jack's head. Ted calls Bishop Brennan and gets permission to raffle a Rover car. Upon possession of the car, Dougal spots a dent on the bonnet. Ted decides to remove it with a hammer but only succeeds in destroying the entire car with his incompetent handiwork.
Ted has to come up with a plan quickly before Bishop Brennan finds out. He remembers that Father Finnegan(the Dancing Priest) has an identical car, so he goes to his home to borrow it. Father finnegan agrees and gives Ted the keys to the car.
Because Ted cannot give the car away, they have to rig the raffle so that Dougal, with his number eleven ticket, wins the prize. They manage to sell a lot of tickets, 2000 go to Father Billy O'Dwyer, who has a bad gambling problem. Despite a few problems, Ted and Dougal manage to pull the scam off.
Back at the parochial house the news reaches them that the dancing Bishop, Father Finnegan, has died. This is great news as it means that Ted can now keep the car. Unfortunately, Jack has stolen it to get some more drink, and he explains that he ran it into two trucks. The car is a write-off, and even worse, when they get back in the house, they realise that Father O'Dwyer has stolen the raffle money. With the leak to the roof getting worse, Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle have to spend the rest of the year in anoraks.
[On struggling to make out the number eleven on his ticket]:
Father Dougal: Sorry Ted, I was looking at the ticket upside down.
[Monologue from the most boring priest in the world]:
Father Austin Purcell: This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see...