Ted and Dougal go christmas shopping. They accidentally wander off into the lingerie department which just happens to be the largest in the whole of Ireland. Ted worries about the scandal they may create if two priests are caught in such a situation. As they try to find the exit, they meet up with six other priests who have fallen into exactly the same situation. Ted saves the day by using the loudspeaker system to alert women in the store that it is about to close.
Later, Ted learns that he is to receive a Golden Cleric Award as reward for his heroic action in the potential Lingerie scandal. Ted decides to compose an extremely vindictive speech to get revenge on anyone who has fecked him off in the past. Later, an old school friend, Todd Unctious, pays a visit and Ted invites him to stay for Christmas.
Ted's acceptance speech goes on so long that many people start to leave. At Ted's party later, only Todd Unctious is eager to stay. Todd is later caught by Ted trying to steal his award. He is arrested and admits that he has become obssessed by awards. Ted says that he may be suffering from the same problem and, wanting to be a better priest, shares his award with Dougal. Dougal then briefly goes mad with power.
[Ted becomes panicky when he realises that he and Dougal have accidentally entered the lingerie section of a department store]:
Father Ted: Oh God, Dougal. We're in Lingerie!
Dougal: Where's the problem there, Ted?
[Dougal tries to predict what's behind the door of the Advent calendar]:
Father Dougal: God, I can't wait to see what's under tomorrow's window. I bet it's a donkey or something.
Father Ted: Really? So, you've changed from your initial prediction of... what was it again? "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed." God, Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What would you say is behind tomorrow's window, Father Jack?
Father Jack: A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS!!!
On the DVD commentary track, Graham Linehan stated that he thought this episode went on far too long.